The Mile High Pink Cookie Crisis

Somewhere over Missouri en route to Los Angeles, I discovered a conspiracy in the most unlikely of places.

I realize we are on the verge of World War III, gas is $18 a gallon, and it would probably make more financial sense to live in a hostel than to purchase a single-family home. But at this very moment, I am keenly focused on not catching cancer from this pink shortbread cookie just served to me as part…